“I saw these bloated corpses prancing around on my screen, and I was like, ‘Finally, the wait for new “Walking Dead” episodes is over,’” recalled Allen Lewis of Burbank, California.
Don’t lose the battle……
You’ll be shocked and surprised at who signed the petition to deport Bieber…
“Is he going to have a decent life? Of course not. But he should have thought of that before he made the poor decision to be born into an African slum.”
“I swear I will never do anything bad again. Just please don’t make me go back to Canada! Please! Sweet mother of God, you don’t know what it’s like! It’s Hell up there! Hell!”
“It’s just not fair!” The pop star exclaimed with snot running down his face. “It like really hurt my butt.”
“I’m not saying I slept with her, but I am the reason she got pregnant,” West told Italy’s Corriere Della Sera. According to West, the pair met when he worked at Italian fashion house Fendi in Rome in 2009.
“Dennis who? We remember Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen, but are pretty sure there was nobody named Dennis on those Bulls teams. In fact, we are positive that nobody named Dennis Rodman ever existed.”