“Jumpers are just bad for business, especially when that business is tourism”
“I welcome the sudden change in my appearance, because it opens up a whole other world of possibilities for my professional career”
I was right – she wanted me to leak pictures of her naked, while she would pretend to know nothing about it
One of the largest pornographic publishers in the country, saw to it that the electrical and computer engineering department of the Texas University receives a contract worth $300, 000 in the area of UAV brainwave control.
Hey! Did your eyes wander towards my breasts?! That’ll be $15, thank you!”
Former governor Sarah Palin insisted today that the 35,000 Walruses who have migrated to Alaska amidst falling ice levels have come for the state’s right to work law.
He complained that the new policy “takes all the romance out of everything” and that if he’d had to wait for women to agree, he wouldn’t have had any sex in college.
“The chances of someone involved getting beheaded seem high,” Deputy Secretary of Defense Robert Work said. “Nonetheless, we’re just going to sit back and see how this one unfolds.”